Unwitting Stallion

guys suck dick when they really want it. Nothing is hotter than a dude who is enthusiastic to please you.

I just saw my ex after about 1 and a half years…and believe it or not… it’s not any easier. She brought her bf and I just spent the past half an hour bawling my eyes our like a little bitch. This is awful. I can’t believe how much I love her. Bisexuality really is the most  cruel when it comes to jokes.

I need a remedial course in flirting with guys… I don’t get how it works. It feels like there are two options - secretly interested (read only really interested in themselves) or insanely infatuated (beyond the point of fucking creepy).

What’s the process for finding guys who know how to express healthy amounts of interest?

Maybe I just need to not be in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Anonymous asked: ru chunky

lol ya superxchunkii. r u?

When you can’t look at yourself objectively? It’s a pain in the ass.

i told myself i was just gonna focus on guys this semester… it’s surprisingly a lot harder than i think. i will not flirt with girls with big asses. i will not flirt with girls with big asses… i will not flirt with girls with big asses.

There are about 3 straight guys I’m kind of losing my shit over. The problem is they’re all nice and friendly in that clueless way… that or they’re interested….

I dunno if I should try and be more friendly or just set my distance… really not feeling the gaymes right now.